So as my DeviantART page keeps informing me, I have not added a journal entry on here yet! So before the world collapses in on itself from the atrocity that is my empty journal, I decided to add an entry.

....A questionnaire, if you please....


Do you like the toilet paper to be over or under?
Well, in my experience it tends to wipe the same either way. But I do prefer having it under.

Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?
Eh, I usually don't stop the pigeons to ask how old they are.

If you had to draw a picture right now, what would it be?
There's no telling. I just let the pencil sketch some lines and then see how best to connect them into something semi-understandable to human eyes.

Have you ever rear ended/bumped someone in a fast food drive through? And was it an accident?
That's one of the few places that I haven't hit something with my car.

Would you rather sit on a fire ant hill naked or eat a spider?
Depends, is the spider alive or dead? If it's alive and has to feel the gnashing of my molars against its supple body, then I would sacrifice my ass to the fire-ants.

Do you like the smell of gasoline?
It gives me a migraine, but yes, I do love the smell.

Have you ever spit on someone before?
Yes, in elementary school, it was a game of sorts. Spit on the boys. And in highschoolwas the spit-slap. Spit on your hand then run your hand over someone's face.

Do you like shrimp or crab legs better?
I don't eat seafood. Something about watching lobsters being boiled while every nerve ending screams in pain and fish having their mouths punctured, then being left to suffocate turns me off

Could you live without sex?
Yeah, my sex-drive is known for being willed into hibernation.

How many pillows do you sleep on at night?
Well, I don't sleep on them...but I usually like to have one under my head and one on my face.

If you could be on the show Survivor with a partner, who would you take?
......Gods, I hate that show.

Do you call it "Kleenex" or "tissue"?
Tissue. We rarely buy Kleenex brand tissue and I'm a bitch when it comes to choosing the proper words.

List one sexual fantasy.
I will do no such thing. I will merely tell you that it involves a Kleenex.

Have you ever had pop rocks and coke in your mouth at the same time?
Yes, I am quite the crazy dare-devil.

Would you ride a bull for $1,000 that has previously killed 3 people?
Definately. I would fall off within 3 seconds and scramble away, insuring my victory over the bull.

What is/are your pet peeve(s)?
the General Public, improper spelling, Txt talk, hunters, religious people, fishermen, close-minded idiots.

Do you like monkeys?
I love our ancestors, this is true. I have quite the collection of Mandrill plushes and figurines.

Is there someone you would marry right now, if they asked you?
.....I'm engaged.

What really makes your blood boil?
See pet peeves.

How do babies make you feel?
Eh, lucky and angry. Lucky I don't have one and angry at all else that they do. I would delve further into this matter, but I'm waaaaay too lazy to sort hate-mail from my actual mail.

What is your least favorite smell?
Baby powder. Look, I got dared in highschool to drink a whole Faygo bottle of baby oil. I did so. For a week or so afterwards, I was very sick. And ya know how you can taste a smell or smell a taste? Well, It tasted like baby powder smells. I guess because both products are made of baby bits. To this day, when I smell baby powder, I get sick and get a headache.

Oreos(bourbons) or chocolate chip cookies?
Oreos.

Whats sexier...tan lines or none?
NONE! It is the most unnatural looking thing in the world. It's downright creepy and completely turns me off.

Turkey or ham?
Ham...honey-roasted style.

Foreplay - necessary or unnecessary?
Necessary to a certain degree. Not too much though.

Would you or have you ever sky dived?
Never done it. Seems like it would be cool though.

Have you ever poured glue on your hand just to peel it off for fun?
Indeed, it is one of my hobbies.

Have you ever slept with someone that you know had no 'real' interest in you?
Am I a slut? Isn't that what this question boils down to? And the answer is no.

Favorite TV dinner?
TV dinner? Those things would be fine other than the fact that end up with corn in your pudding and pudding on your chicken nuggets.

Ever gave money to a bum?
Yes, I liked his look. Bushy beard with bits of debris caught in it, flannel coat, smelled like urine. Nice wholesome hobo. He deserved the money for keeping hobo standards high.

Ever drank an entire bottle of tequila by yourself?
Never even tasted it.

Do you dog-ear pages of a book or use a bookmark?
Dog-ear them babies. Otherwise, your bookmark gets all dingy after a while and you start to realise how filthy the printing ink in books are. Then come the night-terrors about germs...

Favorite thing to do at your job (or at home if you don't work)?
I like to talk in a weird accent...or limp around, like I'm in poor health.

Your thoughts on cherry mash candy?
My thoughts on it are this : ...What the hell is that?

Ever had a secret admirer?
Most likely not. Just take a look at a photo of me and you'd understand.

Do you want to live where you are right now for the rest of your life?
.....Alabama???? Look at my pet-peeves again, people. This place is an anger-factory.

Have you ever worn chaps?
No. Never ever.

What puts you in the best mood?
I don't think it's possible for me to be in a fair mood, much less a "best mood."